Sunday, September 30, 2007

Into the soliton swing

his is a story that happened to me in the future. Not really sure when, but I guess sometime after our interplanetary ship got aligned.
I remember Charlottetown's dead quiet nights and my boyfriend burning out tagging cops. I was lying in my bed, just trying to sleep and for the second time in my life I was hearing voices. Clear, very loud ones - A force from heaven screaming in my brain: "Mal... MAL? Can you hear me?"
Read the full story

Saturday, September 29, 2007

Sharpy Shebeen Melodies

C est Brassens qui va a la chasse et toi qui est le papillonONE OF THE SICKEST BLENDS EVER
yez! Oyez, Oyez! Stand for the music you represents!
Listen to conspiracy sonorities from beyond the Oort cloud.
Free download -> STIHL
Free download -> SICK_SINCE

Sunday, September 16, 2007

Super Chicken - the Genesis

he first comic relating the vibrating genesis of Super Chicken has been released.
Read it here

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Fifth Dimension Interview

- Trammel you are an active part of the Ninja Strike Force - the lethal dojo opened by the cDc back in 1996. From what I've been able to witness from my outpost you are running wild in the global village. This is now September 2007 and here I am, able to interview you.

T - Before we start I'd like to say that I've been a fan of your work for many years now and I'm extremely honored to have been asked to answer these questions by you.. Also, I'd appreciate it if anybody reading this would picture me wearing either a gigantic Easter bunny costume or a Sailor Moon outfit (not a sexual thing, more of a comfort thing, really).

Okay, let's do this!

G How did you manage to hang out with Paris? Does this have to do with your deadly finger poke?

T - We met completely by accident. I live in Los Angeles and tend to wander about aimlessly. One night I found myself at Pink's Hot Dog's just off of the Melrose strip (I go there to order the Hasselhoff Dog. It's really good. It's a chili dog with no onions and this cheese topping that comes from a can)
Read the full interview

Thursday, August 30, 2007

Faster Dusk

n a humble homage to Tesla, this page just got optimized to load faster.
We got rid of all these little JavaScript gizmos and heavy CSSes that doesn't really matter.
The comment section should also respond better.

Saturday, August 18, 2007

A Meme Dissection

zOOm in with right click menu

This guy is only a preview of my new toy. I might call it a MeMi. It's a collaborative visual tool to dissect memes. Collaborators can move things and add stuffs. Still working on permission issues... and in this business this is the main issue.
If I could only find some more god damned TIME!

Demo Here (not really worksafe)

Saturday, August 4, 2007

Where to Live?

Note: fallout model considers atmospheric winds, volatility and half-life - but not ocean currents.

Friday, August 3, 2007

A Divine Image

ruelty has a Human Heart
 And Jealousy a Human Face
 Terror, the Human Form Divine
 And Secrecy, the Human Dress
 The Human Dress, is forged Iron
 The Human Form, a fiery Forge.
 The Human Face, a Furnace seal'd
 The Human Heart, its hungry Gorge.
-- Early Song of Blake's Experiences

Monday, May 21, 2007

Laws that matter

n android with a human brain goes berserk. He is sent to a mental institution for treatment - and not back to the factory for disassembly!

A clone is convicted as a psychopathic killer. He is sentenced as an individual - and not all of his fellow clones!

A human being who has been altered with horse genes commits a crime. The criminal courts handle the case - and not the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals!

If that horse-human has committed murder, he is put on trial with full due process - and not simply put to sleep!

Wednesday, May 3, 2007

Artificial Conspiracy VII

To conclude

o, every conspiracy is rotten to the core but this artificial conspiracy article isn't?
To answer this one needs to push further than Language itself. Language is our worst enemy as it's weeping all the lethal scams that have been designing it along history.

"It is the fault of our rhetoric that we cannot strongly state one fact without seeming to belie some other"
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

By carefully playing with language, one can avoid being hijacked. As soon as language becomes something described as everlasting, omnipotent or almighty there is a threat. Cons, magicians and hoaxers always use words as their most powerful tool. They use them to craft eternal truths, the true important one. They sharpen them until they obtain baits that replicate.
Pretty inappropriate sermon for a website called
I don't pretend I never used this trick but, hey, nobody ever said these texts have been really written by an Artificial Intelligence! At least not in the form of the one described by any church of the cognition in charge nowadays.
It has been used more in an ironic sense. Like if most of the ideas and styles used in this online writings were having disturbing effects on humans - Artificial one. It has even been referred has a mind melting vault for the malleable. But it has never been described as something that can specially mold honest people. It is simply a piece of what places you in a situation where cheating does not pay - even worst, where cheating is lethal. Our new interdependence recreates the world in the image of a village where trust and honesty is vital.

We just have to admit it: the Internet is a strange animal which produces even stranger offspring. It has a weird ego-tripping imprint that makes us feel even more terrified than we were yesterday. It is totally crazy -- suffering from Disorientation of Service.
That's because everybody lies to the Net in order to save their own ass and stay on the right side. As a result it gets a very warped idea of the world as refracted rays at water surface.